I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning

I woke up with stiff neck

I washed my hair but couldn’t do a thing with it

Made breakfast for the cranky youngsters

and fed the baby a bottle

She dribbled milk all over herself and my new shirt

I loaded up the kids in the carseat and took them to daycare & school

I was late for work, and traffic was a nightmare

I got to the office (I’m a Tech Analyst)

My supervisor chewed me out

for misplacing the mouse

I went out for lunch and got caught in the rain

I left work early to pick up my new eye glasses (wrong size)

I then picked up the kids from school & daycare

And then drove the girls to tap & ballet

When we got back home, all they wanted to do was watch TV

and sing karaoke instead of doing their homework

After much chaos, they took their baths & got ready for bed

And after much hounding, they brushed their teeth

Then I read them their nightly bedtime stories

They finally went to sleep

All of this daily stress is causing me to gain weight

So, I tried doing some aerobics in the living room

Uh oh, I don’t think all the ‘fast-food’ and exercise is agreeing with me

Now, I think I’m getting a migraine

and, a runny nose

I’m pretty certain it’s the flu

After a long and grueling day, I crawled into bed and was just drifting off when

I realized I had forgotten something

So I said my prayers and gave thankz

And next week, I’m off to the spa…

…for some much-needed rest and relaxation

ANY OF IT LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU?















