Hey, evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. I’m just gonna sqweeze in on Snuzzy cuz I saw this grate story that was too sadly Snuzzilicious to keep to myself.
A couple of days ago in San Francisko, a gorilla mom had a baby. A reely KYOOT snuzzilicious baby. Ixsept she didn’t qwite see it that way, and once the baby was born, she went out for a snak and never wint bak to her baby.
Heer is the baby crying, “Ware’s my mama?”
Heer is a pikcher of his mama:
His mom’s name is Monifa, and she is an endanjered lowland gorilla. If yoo ask me, she shood go without a few snaks and pay attenshun to little Sparky.
The San Francisko Zoo has desided to look for a surrogate mother to take care of the baby gorilla. I think I’m gonna send them an email and volunteer for the job!
PHOTO CREDIT: Amy Frankel/San Francisco Zoo, and Susan L Pettitt
I do not know why the mother does not love the little bebbeh. He is adorable! If he was mine, I would squeeze him tightly and never let him go.
Skeez, Molly and I both love that little baby all up!
I think that Skeezy would make a great surrogate mommy. Think of the outfits.
[...] This little baby gorilla needs a name! A cute little dude like this can’t go through life without a name! That would be preposterous, I tell you, simply preposterous! [Ed. note: I've been dying to use the word 'preposterous' all day today. Check that off the list.] [...]