Kittella: You’re impossibly fast, and strong. Your fur is black and ice cold. Your eyes glow in the dark, and sometimes you speak like–like you’re from a different part of the house. You never eat or drink the food they put out… You’re always hanging around the door next to the garage… I know what you are.
Meoward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!
Kittella: Basement cat!
Meoward: Are you afraid?
Kittella: No.
Hey Snuzzy readers, I found this new–Yo, Brad, I’mma let you finish, but Anders wrote the best Snuzzy captions of all time.
This is from a BBC show called “Walk on the Wildside” in which comedians do voice overs for animals. Watch the whole clip, it’s pretty incredible. (via Anders)
There’s a series of commercials in Japan for a bean company called “Mameshiba,” where a person is about to eat one of the beans, but then it’s revealed to have a cute puppy face. The puppy then tells the person some sort of unsettling trivia about animals (”Hippo sweat is pink”) which makes the person lose their appetite and saves the dog-bean thing from being eaten. They’re weird, but cute! You can watch them all here. I’ve embedded the first one:
Did you guys realize LOLcats pre-date the Internet? Sure they’re all vintagey looking, but they’re still pretty darn cute cats, even by today’s standards!
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