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Tailight

Brad O'Farrell — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:00:11 +0000

Kittella: You’re impossibly fast, and strong. Your fur is black and ice cold. Your eyes glow in the dark, and sometimes you speak like–like you’re from a different part of the house. You never eat or drink the food they put out… You’re always hanging around the door next to the garage… I know what you are.
Meoward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!
Kittella: Basement cat!
Meoward: Are you afraid?
Kittella: No.

(via F Yeah Kitties)

Interrupting Kanye

Brad O'Farrell — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:00:40 +0000

Hey Snuzzy readers, I found this new–Yo, Brad, I’mma let you finish, but Anders wrote the best Snuzzy captions of all time.

(via Kelly Reeves and Urlesque)

Hey, Alan

Brad O'Farrell — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:00:18 +0000

This is from a BBC show called “Walk on the Wildside” in which comedians do voice overs for animals. Watch the whole clip, it’s pretty incredible. (via Anders)

Can’t see the video in your reader? Watch it here.

Dog Pea

Brad O'Farrell — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:37:49 +0000

There’s a series of commercials in Japan for a bean company called “Mameshiba,” where a person is about to eat one of the beans, but then it’s revealed to have a cute puppy face. The puppy then tells the person some sort of unsettling trivia about animals (”Hippo sweat is pink”) which makes the person lose their appetite and saves the dog-bean thing from being eaten. They’re weird, but cute! You can watch them all here. I’ve embedded the first one:

Can’t see the video in your reader? Watch it here.

ProtoLOLcats

Brad O'Farrell — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:10:52 +0000

Did you guys realize LOLcats pre-date the Internet? Sure they’re all vintagey looking, but they’re still pretty darn cute cats, even by today’s standards!

Crasher Squirrel

Brad O'Farrell — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:27:56 +0000

Remember the squirrel who popped into that tourist photograph a few days ago? He’s back! And he’s been showing up all over the place this week. Here he is on CNN:

Can’t see the video in your reader? Watch it here.

Buzzfeed has gathered some more sightings of Crasher Squirrel:

So has Mashable:

And URLesque:

But ultimately, the tourists got their vindication!

Security System

Brad O'Farrell — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:00:57 +0000

This has been making the rounds on email forwards:

“A Mexican shop keeper got real tired of thugs breaking into his shop, so he took matters into his own hands.”

Best Prom Date Ever

Brad O'Farrell — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:30:11 +0000

Yes! (via icanhascheezburger)

Dachshund Diagram

Brad O'Farrell — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:00:07 +0000

Can Venn diagrams be cute? Yes! ( Venn Diagrams ( Cute Venn Diagrams) Cute Things )

(via GraphJam)

Doggy Bling

anders — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:30:06 +0000

Another great dog cartoon from Mike at WebDonuts. Check out all his funny funny here.