A dog sent this to me. I have not tried it yet with Tailer. I am a little skeptical. But here you have it:
How to wash a cat:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Ed. note: This is, I do believe, a joke. Do not attempt this at home. ;-)
This is a very bad plan. That dog should be ashamed of himself as he also hates being bathed. Cats are very nice pets except when they are very angry, if you get my drift. God forbid anyone should use this commode method of cat bathing. Yes, it was a big ha-ha joke but there are many very stupid people out there who are completely clueless and might be dunderheads who take it seriously. If you are a cat, leave town and go on a long vacation NOW!
As a dog, I think that this is hilarious. No offense to my kitty furiends. *ducks from clawed paw being swung at head*
Having known Tailer for a long, long time we know he is one tough cat. Beautiful and loving BUT TOUGH!!! ……. However, If this bathing technique were used we know that he would be very willing and most welcome to come and live with his grandparents in Sothern California.
Bob and Birgitta
Hmmmm……I don’tknow of any animal that would like this. good luck if you try this Snuzzy. ;)