05/19/08
Snuzz Factor: 0
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
–One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
–Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
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Flickr photo credit: Venom82
