10/02/08
Snuzz Factor: +3
OVERHEARD:
Excuse me, Mr. Snake?
Yeeesssssss?
You apparently didn’t get my memo.
Memmmoooo?
Yes, the memo I sent out about my being a hamster.
Hammmsssssster?
Yes, and the fact that hamsters eat snakes.
They dooooooo?
Yes, and I may just eat you one of these days.
Yeeesssssss?
Yes. If I get hungry, I may eat you.
Oooooohhhhh. Sssssshocking.
Uh-huh.
Are you hhhhhungry now?
Well, um. No. I sssssseeeeeee. Not super hungry, anyway. I just had tea. So, you’re not going to eat me? Uh. No. I guess not. Do you want to play a game of sssssscrabble, then? Okay, sure. Excccccccccelllent….
Who woulda thunk it? These two being friends!