OVERHEARD:

Excuse me, Mr. Snake?

Yeeesssssss?

You apparently didn’t get my memo.

Memmmoooo?

Yes, the memo I sent out about my being a hamster.

Hammmsssssster?

Yes, and the fact that hamsters eat snakes.

They dooooooo?

Yes, and I may just eat you one of these days.

Yeeesssssss?

Yes. If I get hungry, I may eat you.

Oooooohhhhh. Sssssshocking.

Uh-huh.

Are you hhhhhungry now?

Well, um. No.

I sssssseeeeeee.

Not super hungry, anyway. I just had tea.

So, you’re not going to eat me?

Uh. No. I guess not.

Do you want to play a game of sssssscrabble, then?

Okay, sure.

Excccccccccelllent….

Share the Snuzz with your pawple. Post it to your favorite service:

See related Snuzzy entries:

• Get a Gripp: Hamster on a Piano, etc.
• Snow White
• Shocked Birds
• Teen Wolf Pug
• Otter Missed Connection