
OVERHEARD:
Excuse me, Mr. Snake?
Yeeesssssss?
You apparently didn’t get my memo.
Memmmoooo?
Yes, the memo I sent out about my being a hamster.
Hammmsssssster?
Yes, and the fact that hamsters eat snakes.
They dooooooo?
Yes, and I may just eat you one of these days.
Yeeesssssss?
Yes. If I get hungry, I may eat you.
Oooooohhhhh. Sssssshocking.
Uh-huh.
Are you hhhhhungry now?
Well, um. No.
I sssssseeeeeee.
Not super hungry, anyway. I just had tea.
So, you’re not going to eat me?
Uh. No. I guess not.
Do you want to play a game of sssssscrabble, then?
Okay, sure.
Excccccccccelllent….










Who woulda thunk it? These two being friends!