Comments on: BREAKING NEWS! Snuzzy Hostage Situation Developing

By: Skeezix the Cat

Skeezix the Cat — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:05:17 +0000

Was Tailer purring win he was holding yoo hostage? Cuz I find that purring is the ultimate weppun win the hostage is sugjesting that he needs to git owt of the bed. Purring nootralizes the git-out-of-bed urjes and terns him to jelly. If yoo cood just pass that sugjestion along to Tailer. Thank yoo.

By: Kerry

Kerry — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:30:59 +0000

Oh, how horrible to be stuck in bed under a nice warm kitty! LOL I wish that would happen to me.

By: Honey P. Sunshine

Honey P. Sunshine — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:28:27 +0000

tailer,
way to go!! i do that to mommie when she watches tv

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:09:49 +0000

Oh, yes, I am familiar with such terrorist kung fu and karate tactics. My younger Afghan Hound, Audrey Hepburn, weighs sixty pounds not including all her blonde fur. I will wake up to find she has my legs in a kung fu grip with her paws and the rest of her draped all over me. When I try to move, which is futile, since my legs have been numb since who knows when, Audrey will lift one eyelid and give me a look that says, “Do not even think about it–I am very comfortable.” It’s like being held captive under a gigantic bag of warm Chinese food.