This is perhaps not the news you were looking for on a Wednesday morning, but I am unfortunately the bearer of really depressing news. In light of the financial turmoil that is afoot in the world today, the Irritating Revenue Service has decided that all U.S. pet owners (dog, cat, hamster, lizard, June Beetle, snake–the works) will be required to fill in a WK-9 every year when they submit their regular income tax forms. I know: Ree. Diculous.
I’ve included a screen shot of last year’s form here, but you can open a larger version here so that you can print it, fill it out and send it in.
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Share the Snuzz with your pawple. Post it to your favorite service:
DO NOT tell my humans about this one. They might take the new pet option for payment.
I fink mai primates will need sum accounting help. I protects them from crickets bai eating them. but then I throws them up on the furniture. So does that fall unner “eating food someone doesn’t want” or ” protecting home from a threat” or “throwing up in teh house” or “destroying furniture”?
Too complicated for me.
That is the cutest thing form I ever say
VERY CUTE!!! MADE COPIES FOR FRIENDS!!
Uh oh! I’m gonna have to fork over everything I make to the IRS! But maybe we can offset that a bit if everyone checks that $1 to go to the Tequila – Mayer ticket: http://petsitusa.com/blog/?p=1357
OOOH,
I see a real problem here. It looks like being a goldfish would have a definite advantage.
So, my choice seems to either convince my mom that I’m a fish or just start tearing up everything I see (that will raise the damage #).
I am pretty sure that if I start having accidents all over the house, my people will not understand that I am doing it to save them money.
OK, you guys have to hide this until I figure out a plan. I do not want traded in for a goldfish!
OK, I gotta’ go chew on the couch,
Zed
Good post mate! Interested in Self Assessment Tax Returns?