Well, that Schmitty’s at it again! For those of us having a hard time trying to decide which human candidate to bark for in the upcoming election, Schmitty is here to lend a helping paw.
The two big questions the poundits are howling about:
Will Schmitty run? and
Would she accept the nomination to run as Vice President?
This groundbreaking story is cutting-edge news because if elected, Schmitty would not only be the first female in the Roval Roffice, but the first dog as well, something that no other candidate has ever come close to being. (Ed. note: While Richard M. Nixon may have occasionally sounded like a dog, he was, indeed, a human being.)
This repawrter is scratching and digging for the latest bones about Schmitty, and as they come in….
wait a minute…
excuse me a second, folks…
Some breaking news for you! Here’s a clip that’s just coming across the newsdesk! Schmitty apparently is about to hold a press conference. Click below to go to our live coverage:
Special thanks to Ron, one of our repawrters in the field, for sending this our way. When you’ve got breaking news on this or any other snuzzy topic, send it on in!
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