This week is the “next week” that I’ve been talking about for weeks now. I have been planning to join a gym and start working out for quite some time now, never really thinking that “next week” would ever arrive.
Next week is now.
*Sigh*
To get motivated, I have come up with the following tips and images that are hopefully going to help me get my workout on. If they work for me, they’ll definitely work for you…
1. If it does hang out, let it.
2. Stretch it out, but look good doing it.
3. Rest between sessions.
4. Try to remember which locker is yours.
5. Remember that even the little weights add up.
6. When you DO look in the mirror, try to smile.
7. Eat your carbs.
8. The bigger guys are always happy to spot you.
9. Don’t take anything from little trolls handing out “Power Bars.”
10. When the pull-up bar gets the upper hand…
hang on for dear life.
11. Cool down and relax whenever you get the chance.
12. Don’t forget to work on that mid-section.
13. Drink lots of milk.
14. Don’t make fun of the chicks doing yoga.
15. Breeeeeathe.
16. Eat a piece of fruit.
17. No matter how silly you feel, keep doing it.
18. Check your hair every now and then
or have someone do it for you.
19. Feeling pretty takes a little time.
20. There’s plenty of room in the locker room.
Go ahead and spread out a bit.
21. Try not to accentuate your humps, your humps, your lovely little lumps.
22. The trainers are there to help.
23. Avoid mischievous looking types lurking in corners.
Super cute snuzz alert!! Check out these pics from the Daily Mail–a fawn delivered by C-section after his mother was hit by a car.
From the Daily Mail article:
The little orphan, delivered by Caesarean section, was just six inches tall and, at 500 grams, weighed little more than a bag of sugar.
It looked like he, too, would face a tough fight for survival.
But staff at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire believe Rupert, as he has been named, will make a full recovery after his dramatic arrival.
At five days old, he is being kept in an incubator and has just opened his eyes.
Are these images fake or real? The first person to leave a comment listing the correct answer for all nine pix is gonna get some super groovy Dogster/Catster stuff! Comment early and often! Good luck!
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I’m thinking it’d be a little bit shocking to come home to find that your Beagle had made a new friend and that they were just kicking it on the sofa… or?
A fawn followed this Beagle home — right through the doggie door — in the Bittinger (MD) area. The owner came home to find the visitor had made himself right at home.
Who says it’s not Mother’s Day today? Hallmark? Lookie here, Mr. Hallmark, Mother’s Day is EVERY DAY, so let’s look at a few rather special furry mammas right now, a-ight?
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