This just popped into my inbox, and works best with a slow scroll-down, which might not work so well here… BUT if you get some duck (duct? duckt? ducked? Goose!) tape and cover the bottom half of your screen and then slowly scroll down while you read the text, I’m very sure that it will be a beautiful thing.
You get the tape. I’ll hold your place for you.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs…
…then you’re probably the family dog!
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