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We Are But Mere Ferrets

Brad O'Farrell — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:00:05 +0000

Do you ever get into a fight with someone where you feel like someone else is pulling all the strings? Like your elongated furry bodies are being smushed into each other by an old woman imitating a 6 year old girl playing with a Barby and Ken doll? I’m not really going anywhere with this–except that these ferrets are a metaphor for everything. (via Ferret Life, which is a website)

The Ferret Song

Brad O'Farrell — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:25:21 +0000

I love ferrets! I used to own one, they’re great. They’re like cats but you get more petting length for your money. This is a song about Ferrets from a PBS documentary (available on DVD) called “Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence.” (via Warming Glow)

BONUS: Ferret dress up!

Ferrets Playing in a Box of Golf Balls

anders — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:00:02 +0000

This is what I feel like doing all day today.
If only I had a box of plastic golf balls.
And was a ferret…

Link: [YouTube]

Got Some Cleaning To Do?

anders — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:00:09 +0000

You might want to call this ferret, then. He seems to really enjoy mopping up stuff. Or, at least mops. He seems to like mops. Mmmm, mops.

If you can’t see the video, jump through this hoop and watch it with Snuzzy.

Ferrets Know Fun

anders — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:15:53 +0000

There’s something refreshing about watching ferrets run around and jump and stuff. They seem to have a seemingly endless energy supply. Wish I could get me sum o dat.

If you don’t see the video, you can watch it here.

Ferret Friday

Skeezix — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:00:51 +0000

Source: icanhascheezburger

Pink Snuzzy Ferretness!!!! Win her ears grow owt, she’ll look just like me!

Source: free-ecard-greetings.com

Toonces the Ferret:

Source: Flickr

Jean Jacques Ferret (purrnounced “Fur-ray”):

Anudder Easter Ferret hoo is yelling at Easter Ferret #1 that he is the TROO Easter Ferret:

Source: CuteFerret.com (ware else?)

Black and white study in Ferretude:

Source: catpicturescatpictures.net

Heer are sum Ferret Fakts:

They are born def and begin to heer at arownd 34 days.
All kits are born wite.
Average litter size: 8
There are drawings of ferrets on leashes in Ejipshun tooms.
Newborn ferrets can fit in a teespoon.
A small ferret may be abul to sqweeze thru a hole that’s just over an inch in diameter!

Taking the Weel…

Skeezix — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:00:50 +0000

Thank yoo, Snuzzy, for that grate intro. I’m so ixsited to be abul to spend the next week sharing all things Snuzzilicious with yoo! Heer’s my offishul “taking the weel” foto:

The ferst thing I’d like to do is interdoose yoo to my speshul frend, Daisy:

As yoo can planely see, Daisy is vary byootiful and Snuzzilicious. And she always has a good hare day. Yoo may rekugnize Daisy cuz she’s bin feecherd on Snuzzy beefore. She’s the snuzziest!!!

If yoo have sumthing Snuzzilicious to share with me, pleeze send it to skeezy AT skeezixthecat DOT com, or use the link in the sidebar on the rite.

Now, down to bizniss! Let’s git Snuzzy!

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To Hide or Not To Hide: A Ferret and His Stuff

anders — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:09:18 +0000

Every now and then I have one of those days when I need to get me some ferret action. Turns out that this is one of those days, so I hopped around on my YouTube and found me a funny little critter…

I guess that little tiny arms and extreme love for hiding their things means that ferrets sort of have to moonwalk around to get their precious toys from point A to point B. And then back to A. And then to point C. Point D? Coming soon, I’m sure.

Like that one? There’s another great ferret vid here.

Link: [YouTube]

Playing Dress Up

anders — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:20:03 +0000

This just goes to show how things can get just a little bit creepy when the photoshoppers of the world start playing dress up…

Oh I am just famished… What a wonderful day for a picnic!

No rock throwin’! I’m tellin’!

Be right back, kids… Uncle Squiggles just needs a little break…

Right, so you’re here about the Rolls, are you?

If someone can just give me a boost, then I can get my drink on.

Yeah, I guess you noticed that the band has changed a little bit since ‘Appetite for Destruction’…

These are from a photoshop contest over at Worth1000.com. You can check out more funny pictures of dressed up animals here.