I interrupt this Friday morning to let you know that as of 7:27 a.m. PST I am still stuck in bed and am being held hostage by Tailer, obviously set on not allowing me to leave and therefore disrupt his cute comfort zone.
He has not yet opened the floor for negotiation, instead insisting on letting me know who’s boss by locking me up in his patented arm hold, seen here.
Rest assured that snuzz delivery will continue–I am armed with an iPhone and am not afraid to blog with it.
Sending these images direct from the stand-off. As with any hostile situation, the graphic nature of these pictures may not be suitable for children under 87. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Okay, so it’s not today, it’s tomorrow, but there’s no harm in really starting to dive in to the Howlaween stuff today. Here are two that just popped into the Snuzzbox. Pretty fabulous, don’t you think?
Have you stumbled upon some really cool pet Halloween pictures this week? Want to share them with Snuzzy readers? Leave the URL in the comments for this post or send them on in, and I’ll post as many as I can over the Halloween weekend.
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so it’s halloween, you know, and so i dressed up as a bunny and that’s kind of funny because i am a cat, but i was trying to be a little tongue in cheek, if you know what i mean because most people would look at what i’m doing and say like ‘hey that’s a funny bunny’ because i’m not really a bunny and i might even scare some of the other younger, less knowledgeable bunnies, because they might not expect to see a cat in a bunny suit and i got a really good deal on this outfit, it was on sale you see and i generally try to only purchase sale items, because things are so expensive these days and that’s pretty weird because everybody’s outsourcing their products to like china and um thailand and um micronesia and um some other places and so you’d think that things would be cheap, but they’re not, but that’s okay because i like going to the mall and going to sales, it’s really fun, you can meet lots of neat people, especially around halloween, because people are really happy and creative and fun to be around, it’s one of my favorite holidays, no, it’s my FAVORITE holiday and I love it a lot, i mean really really a lot… like a LOT lot, and halloween is…. um….
oh.
wait a minute.
halloween is, um…
tomorrow.
oops.
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Showing amazing courage and determination, this little kit-cat puts everything he has into getting up and over a seemingly insurmountable basket wall, all in order to save his little damsel in distress. (Bear in mind that this is the kind of distress that makes one sleep very very soundly.)
If this doesn’t catapult you over the next two days and into the weekend, you’ve got purroblems…
If you don’t see the video in your feed reader, you just GOTTA watch this one over here.
Link: [Funlol.com]
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This week is the “next week” that I’ve been talking about for weeks now. I have been planning to join a gym and start working out for quite some time now, never really thinking that “next week” would ever arrive.
Next week is now.
*Sigh*
To get motivated, I have come up with the following tips and images that are hopefully going to help me get my workout on. If they work for me, they’ll definitely work for you…
1. If it does hang out, let it.
2. Stretch it out, but look good doing it.
3. Rest between sessions.
4. Try to remember which locker is yours.
5. Remember that even the little weights add up.
6. When you DO look in the mirror, try to smile.
7. Eat your carbs.
8. The bigger guys are always happy to spot you.
9. Don’t take anything from little trolls handing out “Power Bars.”
10. When the pull-up bar gets the upper hand…
hang on for dear life.
11. Cool down and relax whenever you get the chance.
12. Don’t forget to work on that mid-section.
13. Drink lots of milk.
14. Don’t make fun of the chicks doing yoga.
15. Breeeeeathe.
16. Eat a piece of fruit.
17. No matter how silly you feel, keep doing it.
18. Check your hair every now and then
or have someone do it for you.
19. Feeling pretty takes a little time.
20. There’s plenty of room in the locker room.
Go ahead and spread out a bit.
21. Try not to accentuate your humps, your humps, your lovely little lumps.
22. The trainers are there to help.
23. Avoid mischievous looking types lurking in corners.
24. You’re going to want to scream. Just do it.
25. Pick up a bite to eat on the way home.
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Categorized
Birds,
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Critters,
Dogs,
Farm,
Photos.Tagged
25 ways,
advice,
camels,
canine,
cute,
deer,
feline,
fish,
Funny,
health,
horses,
humor,
squirrels,
tips,
wolves.
You’d be screaming, too, if a giant cat appeared out of nowhere and asked, “Going somewhere?”
Link: [Funny Junk]
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I wasn’t even here when it happened…
Link: [L.A. Unleashed]
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This was either sent in by Peggy in Florida, or this is Peggy in Florida. The accompanying note can be read either way.
Whatever the case, I must say that it looks pretty darn nice over yonder in Nutty Hedges.
Link: If you can’t see the animation in your feed reader, you can find it over at [HappyToast]
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Good advice and snuzz? It doesn’t get any better this–
1. Brush twice a day!
2. Dress right for the weather.
3. Visit the dentist regularly.
4. Get plenty of rest.
5. Make sure your hair is dry before going outside.
6. Eat right.
7. Get outside in the sun every once in a while.
8. Always wear a seatbelt.
9. Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages.
10. Smile! It will make you feel better.
11. Don’t over indulge yourself.
12. Bathe regularly.
13. Read to exercise the brain.
14. Surround yourself with friends.
15. Stay away from too much caffeine.
16. Use the bathroom regularly.
17. Get plenty of exercise.
18. Have your eyes checked regularly.
19. Eat plenty of vegetables.
20. Believe that people will like you for who you are.
21. Forgive and forget.
22. Take plenty of vacations.
23. Celebrate all special occasions.
24. Pick up a hobby.
25. Love your neighbor as yourself.
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
–One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
–Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
For even more amazingly brilliant feline funnies, check out www.moggies.co.uk.
Flickr photo credit: Venom82
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