A traveling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him.
“Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman.
“Well sonny , I’ll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did.”
“Wow, that’s really amazing,” said the salesman, “but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg.”
“Well I’ll tell ya,” said the farmer. “One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!”
“Well that’s really great but why does the pig only have one leg?”
“Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”
Link: [Funnypart.com] Illustration by flame’s gallery.
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Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.
I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.
I want beer, lots and lots of beer, said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
I want a nice big steak, said the first piggy.
I would like the salad plate, said the second piggy.
I want beer, lots and lots of beer, said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
I want a banana split, said the first piggy.
I want a cheesecake, said the second piggy.
I want beer, lots and lots of beer, exclaimed the third little piggy.
Pardon me for asking, said the waiter to the third little piggy, But why have you only ordered beer all evening?
To which the third piggy replied,
Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee’ all the way home!
[Oh. My. Pig. Did I really just post that?]
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You can lick your pigs, and you can lick your nose,
but you can’t lick your pig’s… er, um… strike that…
Hey buddy! Wake up and turn over! You’re gonna’ get a sunburn!
Yeah, who’s laughing now, uh?
Yes, I am a-making the RATatouille.
But don’t tell them, they think they are here for the pizza.
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Squeaky the Pig is a pizza-eating, Dr. Pepper-drinking, cow herding wonder. Watch and listen to owner Mike Veara tell her story!
Eat yer heart out, Babe! Squealing ’cause you can’t see the vid in yer reader? Watch it here!
Link: [chron.com]
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The urge to mother and the desire to be mothered shine through once again, as seen in these pawesome interspecies shots found over at Arts and Life!
Mother Dog and Ducks
Mother Hen and Cats
Mother Cat and Chickens
Mother Cat and Skunks
Mother Rat and Cat
Mother Lion and Sheep
Mother Tiger and Pigs
Mother Monkey and Cat
Mother Cat and Rodent
Thanks to Dogwater for bringing this to our snuzztention!
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Categorized
Birds,
Cats,
Critters,
Dogs,
Photos.Tagged
canine,
chickens,
ducks,
feline,
hens,
lions,
monkeys,
pigs,
rats,
rodents,
sheep,
skunks,
tigers.
A few overheard statements from some of our snuzzy animal kingdom friends:
Whoa… Maybe I shouldn’t have had that last beer.
Helloooo… Is anybody in there? Yoo hoo….?
Oh, deer. Party’s over.
Goodbye. Oh and, uh… thanks for all the fish.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
If we put our heads together we can come up with something…
(Gulp!)
No way, man, ewe were definitely not here first!
Anyone seen my jacket? The blue one?
Don’t wanna go outside…
DON’T WANNA, DON’T WANNA, DON’T WANNA!
Hey, how do you steer this thing?
Just hold on, man—I think it’s out of our paws.
Oh, man. I didn’t think he’d really pass it to me. Now what?
Crisp, buttery, sweet… I give this thing two claws up.
How’s it going with that orange thing, Bob?
Not so great, Jim. This thing is definitely not organic.
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Birds,
Critters,
Dogs,
Farm,
Photos.Tagged
animals,
butterfilies,
deer,
dolphins,
elephants,
Funny,
hamsters,
penguins,
pets,
pigs,
sheep,
squirrels.
Second in the series that aims to show a little snuzz from each of the world’s 194 independent states is this great shot taken by travel photographer Michele Molinari while on assignment in Albania.
Michele says:
I took it on the road from Durres to Saranda, in the South of Albania, almost 15 years ago … The sow seemed like in a trance … I made my way around it in order to put the car in the background, and the piglets were totally aware of me but hunger was bigger than fear. I stood a few minutes, I would say three, until they all suddenly ran away.
Thanks, Michele, for letting us all appreciate this great Albanian snuzz!
Link: [Flickr]
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Okay, not many of us have them as pets, but if you’re looking to pig out on snuzz, then a little oinky oinky might just be a good pet for you. Lookie here:
And if you’re into mud as much as this guy is:
Link: [Sugar Mountain Farm]
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