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Stop and Smell the Bacon

Maren — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:00:57 +0000

The Dachshund and Pink the Pig

Maren — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:15:49 +0000

We found this cute pair over on D for Dog.

This Dachshund is fostering this little guy for another mom who couldn’t take care of him. He had his eyes closed, but now they are open. He is just a little bigger than her other pups. She loves this little guy as much as the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health.

Link: D for Dog.

Coffee Proven to Stunt Growth

anders — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:47:53 +0000

This picture says it all. This pig is 43 years old, has been drinking coffee since birth.

Man, I’m firsty!

Link: AdorableIsh

Attentive Class

anders — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:00:49 +0000

Not sure what’s funniest about this picture – the fact that the students seem to be listening intently, or the fact that the professor is wearing shorts, or the Animal Farm-ish caption under the picture…

Walter lecturing north field pigs about economics and social systems…

Link: [Sugar Mountain Farm]

Snuzz of the Week: Pig Goes to the Beach

anders — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:01:52 +0000

I am just going to go ahead and call this video Snuzz of the Week, an honor that doesn’t even really exist, but perhaps now it should. Because this is just too cute for words, certainly my stoopid words.

Taking 3 minutes and 28 seconds out of your day right NOW to watch it will be the best thing you’ve done in a really, really long time. Trust me. I know what you’ve been up to.

Thanks to Molly for sending this in. If you’re viewing an RSS feed, go here to see the video. That’s an order.

One Smart Pig

anders — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:00:10 +0000

A traveling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him.

“Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman.

“Well sonny , I’ll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig did.”

“Wow, that’s really amazing,” said the salesman, “but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg.”

“Well I’ll tell ya,” said the farmer. “One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!”

“Well that’s really great but why does the pig only have one leg?”

“Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”

Link: [Funnypart.com] Illustration by flame’s gallery.

Three Little Pigs and a Punchline

anders — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:00:15 +0000

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.

I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.

I want beer, lots and lots of beer, said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

I want a nice big steak, said the first piggy.

I would like the salad plate, said the second piggy.

I want beer, lots and lots of beer, said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

I want a banana split, said the first piggy.

I want a cheesecake, said the second piggy.

I want beer, lots and lots of beer, exclaimed the third little piggy.

Pardon me for asking, said the waiter to the third little piggy, But why have you only ordered beer all evening?

To which the third piggy replied,
Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee’ all the way home!

[Oh. My. Pig. Did I really just post that?]

A Little Baby Snuzz

anders — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:02:13 +0000

You can lick your pigs, and you can lick your nose,
but you can’t lick your pig’s… er, um… strike that…

Hey buddy! Wake up and turn over! You’re gonna’ get a sunburn!

Yeah, who’s laughing now, uh?

Yes, I am a-making the RATatouille.
But don’t tell them, they think they are here for the pizza.

Squeaky Oinks Cows in the Right Direction

anders — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:00:57 +0000

Squeaky the Pig is a pizza-eating, Dr. Pepper-drinking, cow herding wonder. Watch and listen to owner Mike Veara tell her story!

Eat yer heart out, Babe! Squealing ’cause you can’t see the vid in yer reader? Watch it here!

Link: [chron.com]

Holy Mother of Dog… and Cat… and Chick… and Skunk… and…

anders — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:18:26 +0000

The urge to mother and the desire to be mothered shine through once again, as seen in these pawesome interspecies shots found over at Arts and Life!

Mother Dog and Ducks

Mother Hen and Cats

Mother Cat and Chickens

Mother Cat and Skunks

Mother Rat and Cat

Mother Lion and Sheep

Mother Tiger and Pigs

Mother Monkey and Cat

Mother Cat and Rodent

Thanks to Dogwater for bringing this to our snuzztention!