Between the earthqwake in China (wich destroyed a Panda Rescue Senter) and the Olympiks, Pandas have been in the news a lot lately. My best frends Rosie and Cheeto sent me to a site that shows a progresshun of pandas frum berth to adulthood. They start owt smaller than me and they end up ginormous! (Exsept as noted, these are frum PJ Lighthowse.)
Well, I’d like to be able to tell you that this is a game show, or that this is a reality show, or that this is a news show, but the truth of the matter is that I just don’t know. Nor do I really care. All that really matters is the panda pile-driver attempt at 0:46. This little dude might be just perfect for Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling, which debuts this fall…. Or?
An abandoned baby red panda has been adopted by a zookeeper’s tabby cat at the Artis Zoo in Amsterdam? No way!
Way.
Apparently this snuzzy survivor (there were two abandoned cubs, but the other one died) was simply taken in by the tabby cat, who happened to have just given birth to four kittens, after a conversation that went something like this:
–Hey you hungry? You look hungry.
–Yeah, I could eat. And I’m a bit parched.
–Check it out, honey, I got milk. And there’s plenty of it to go around.
–You sure?
–Just get over here and start suckling.
–Wow. Thanks. Can I call you mommy?
–Slow down, panda. Let’s take this one step at a time, OK?
At least that’s how I think it must have gone down.
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