Snuzzy » satire http://snuzzy.com Where cute and fuzzy collide Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:00:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Rolcats http://snuzzy.com/rolcats/ http://snuzzy.com/rolcats/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:07:01 +0000 anders http://snuzzy.com/?p=2533 My comrades and partners, I present to you a fine offering of English translations of Eastern Bloc Lolcats, i.e. Rolcats. [The organization that I am is not sure if I/we are about to publish characters that represent curse words and/or derogatory statements, or if the act of publishing such operatic "comedy" will bring down a reign of iron darkness, the likes of which no Snuzzman has ever seen.]

It should also be noted that these translations are certainly not intended to be accurate. Far from it, I believe. But in the interest of cute pictureness, here we go:



Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.
Our edifices are firm but gentle lovers!
You shall not want for steel…



Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Go back to Oklahoma!



Alarm!!
Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!



Have strength, my little cabbage.
By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.
We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.



You’re light on your payments again Andrei.
If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated
to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.



Cease your protests, the deal is done!
You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!



What beauty, not since during Glasnost has my heart soared so!
I intend you to bear my children, this request you will not deny!


Please to go here for more Rolcats, comrade.

]]> http://snuzzy.com/rolcats/feed/ 2 Catnip Cat Trip http://snuzzy.com/catnip-trip/ http://snuzzy.com/catnip-trip/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 08:33:03 +0000 anders http://snuzzy.com/?p=132 Daisy the Curly Cat stars in this cult classic, a rambling voyage inside the mad, mad world of catnip addicts. In a Pawscar-worthy performance, Daisy plays “Pansy,” an innocent young furball whose life of privilege and Fancy Feast gives way to a life of the shakes and the munchies after she crosses paths with “Shady Lady,” the local catnip dealer.

Rest assured that there is hope for Pansy, and that there is snuzz at the end of the tunnel! A tear-jerking performance gives way to a happy little ending in this catsterpiece. Enjoy the show.

Warning! Due to the content of this program, this feature may not be appropriate for curious felines.

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Link: [Catnip Reefer Madness]

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