10/09/08
Snuzz Factor: +3
If you’re like me and still trying to figure out how your week has been so far, these guys are here to sort of sum things up for us:
Phase 1
You are listening to jazz
Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal
This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.
Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
You have started thinking “WHATEVER” about your boss
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a “good hair day”
feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head
You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out,
you have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube,
you wonder why you are even here in the first place.
I feel like I’ve been in phase 5 all week… which phase are you in?
Leave a comment and let me know!
Link: [B3ta]
Meowm says she is in Phase 5.
Total phase 5. And, the sad part is, this is my Saturday.
phase 2 this week
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Those are so funny! I loves them!
Right on the Money…
WHAT A HOOT!!!! I loved it :-)
I Can’t Handle the stress. I wished “I WAS A CAT” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I worked with my husband 4 hours this weekend. Now I deserve 2 weeks vacation!!!
Fortunately, I never had to work in a cubicle and am not a “lover” of cats, but this site is absolutely hilarious.
I can imagine quite well, the 6 phases, tho’ maybe a 7th should be added….like having the cat go to an open window a meow loudly,
” I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE !”
Every day is a Phase I day - I am lucky enough to live and work in Mexico where the pace is slower and they remember to relax….