If you’re like me and still trying to figure out how your week has been so far, these guys are here to sort of sum things up for us:


Phase 1

You are listening to jazz
Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!


Phase 2

You are listening to pop music
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.


Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal
This is what you feel like at month end.


Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.
Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
You have started thinking “WHATEVER” about your boss


Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a “good hair day”
feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.


Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head
You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out,
you have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube,
you wonder why you are even here in the first place.



I feel like I’ve been in phase 5 all week… which phase are you in?
Leave a comment and let me know!

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  1. Junior posted a comment on October 9th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Meowm says she is in Phase 5.

  2. Mandy posted a comment on October 9th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Total phase 5. And, the sad part is, this is my Saturday.

  3. smokeyB93 posted a comment on October 10th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    phase 2 this week

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  5. Cookie TN posted a comment on October 12th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    Those are so funny! I loves them!

  6. web posted a comment on October 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am

    Right on the Money…

  7. Debi Woz posted a comment on October 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    WHAT A HOOT!!!! I loved it :-)

  8. darlene posted a comment on October 15th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I Can’t Handle the stress. I wished “I WAS A CAT” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. teri posted a comment on October 26th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    I worked with my husband 4 hours this weekend. Now I deserve 2 weeks vacation!!!

  10. Bud6642 posted a comment on October 29th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Fortunately, I never had to work in a cubicle and am not a “lover” of cats, but this site is absolutely hilarious.

    I can imagine quite well, the 6 phases, tho’ maybe a 7th should be added….like having the cat go to an open window a meow loudly,
    ” I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE !”

  11. Terri posted a comment on October 29th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Every day is a Phase I day – I am lucky enough to live and work in Mexico where the pace is slower and they remember to relax….

  12. johnkerrnz (john kerr) posted a comment on October 31st, 2008 at 3:16 am

    In today’s crazy world, possibly the most funny/true thing eva! Which phase are you in? http://snuzzy.com/the-6-phases-of-work/

  13. George posted a comment on February 7th, 2009 at 7:01 am

    They all look like my typical work day, just represent the different calls I get over the hours. I agree with Bud6642, a 7th Phase is needed — “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”

  14. Mike posted a comment on February 11th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    I think I just hit “phase 7″…

  15. Jennifer posted a comment on February 16th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    My husband just hit phase 7! This is right on the money!

  16. nameisgoeshere posted a comment on July 1st, 2009 at 2:57 am

    I’m a phase 6 from day one… or so the voices tell me… they also tell me to put out fires… they like to ruin the fun for other head voices.

  17. armievergara (Armie Vergara) posted a comment on July 7th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    asks which phase are you? http://tinyurl.com/cxhdpy http://plurk.com/p/17dggp

  18. LaVann posted a comment on November 1st, 2009 at 9:06 am

    I am definitely phase 6

  19. ktml (ktml) posted a comment on November 24th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    The 6 Phases of Work http://snuzzy.com/the-6-phases-of-work/

  20. duncm (Duncan Maitland) posted a comment on November 24th, 2009 at 2:03 am

    RT @ktml: The 6 Phases of Work http://snuzzy.com/the-6-phases-of-work/ <– I actually do move my head like #1 when I’ve got my cans on.

  21. CalebBrown (Caleb Brown) posted a comment on November 24th, 2009 at 2:43 am

    RT @ktml: The 6 Phases of Work http://snuzzy.com/the-6-phases-of-work/

  22. DataCooker (Elaine Allen) posted a comment on February 19th, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    This is for you (from bblair): @buuj @nateralph @funkier @weirdlyperfect @premad http://snuzzy.com/the-6-phases-of-work/

  23. SirAryMegaLot (Ary Mega) posted a comment on December 21st, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    If anyone’s ever worked with me, this is EXACTLY what I look like at work when the headphones are on – http://tinyurl.com/cxhdpy

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